Saturday, July 31, 2010

Advertising.



The site that I sell my t-shirts through is having a sale this weekend. You get free shipping if you live in North America and use the coupon code FREEWEEKEND if people in your neighborhood are allowed to own guns, or CANFREEWEEKEND if they aren't.

I really hated typing that for a myriad of abstract reasons.

Actually the main concrete reason is probably the fact that quitting smoking has made me start having emotions/moods for the first time in maybe 20 years.

Sometimes I think I should take a class on selling shit on the internet and then I realize that maybe therapy would be more helpful for my webstore.

Pretty much everything about selling t-shirts online makes me think about crying.

Even though I joke about it all the time, I don't remember actually crying since the late 90s.

I don't think I want to sell t-shirts.

In the late 90s/ early 2000s I would've been really excited about being able to print and sell my own shirt designs.

Though I doubt it, I may have gotten so excited I would have cried.

Thinking about selling these t-shirts in the late 90s/ early 2000s actually made me feel kind of good about my life in a strange way.

It's probably more a feeling of being proud about 'how far the internet has come.' Or 'how far the internet has taken the t-shirt business.'

'Look at how far the road stretches behind us, wwwdotfrienddotcom.' Animated gif thumbs up.

I should probably make shirts that have jokes or reference pop culture or have STAR WARS jokes or reference STAR WARS culture. I'm not being sarcastic.

Or at least a shirt that has a pic of a hand giving a thumbs up and says 'animated gif' underneath it.

I'm probably going to take the 3 shirt designs I have up right now down, and replace them with 3 new ones in the next week or two.

I think I woke up in a bad mood.

FREE WEEKEND.

^(Full post to be read in the voice of the movie trailer voice-over guy.)^







1 comment:

Stanley Lieber said...

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