Wednesday, April 27, 2011


The band I'm in, the Forever People, are playing a show this weekend.

The first 46 pages of the comic I make, Paws, are up on my site.

A sitcom I've seen, Seinfeld, no matter what time you're reading this, is probably currently showing on a cable station.


Wednesday, April 20, 2011



I have a friend who
whenever I say something funny says,
"What movie is that from?"


The Rise of the Planet of the Apes Trailer

james franco gives apes smart pills and it makes them smart.
congrats, franco.
but it also makes them so, so angry.
oh no, dude.


Online Criticism Part 4.

I hate poems that are about writing poems.
I hate songs about singing songs.
Movies about movies about movies
are the worst.



3 Minute Pop Song

Years ago, I saw an interview clip with Bono where he said something vaguely like
'Pop songs are these small things that make you want to throw away everything and run half-way around the world just for love.'
Something, something like that.
And I thought 'Yeah, Bono, yeah, that's a cool thing to say. That seems right, or, like, it at least sounds right.'
'Like it should be right, if everything else was right.'

But the only thing that Bono's songs have ever made me want to do is walk out
of the supermarket when they come on.


Urban Marketing

Some days every day is like a 1990's Doritos commercial white kids with skateboards breakdancing and eating over-dramatically in neon colored caps.

Sunday, April 17, 2011


Aw, Demon .mp3

I am very slowly recording a new EP. I am very slowly starting to remember how to record music. I am also very slowly remembering how to blog and breathe and love. It's been a long year staring into a safety deposit box of fake passports with hundreds of small photos of my own face staring back at me, but the memories will return.